Sex Toy Team Crafts Royal Wedding ‘Ring’ for Prince William & Kate Middleton
A British sexy toy company has made a very special commemorative wedding ring in honor of Prince William and Catherine Middleton’s upcoming nuptials.
But this wedding ring adorns an extension of the male body a little farther south of the left hand. Oh, and it vibrates.
Wanna pretend you’re as fancy and cheeky as the royal family? Have you been following the too-skinny scandal, wedding dress details, and even ordered one of those giant portrait pizzas? Then you’re the perfect candidate for this royal blue silicone penis ring designed with a crown-like imprint that feels as good as it looks. (We guess?)
Supposedly drafted by professional artists, the Commemorative Royal Wedding Ring is a “classic collectible to cherish” – by stretching it around your cock and balls before railing your own princess into oblivion.
Class and poise. It’s the royal way.
But bad news for us Yanks: It’s only available across the pond.
By Barbie Davenporte Wed., Apr. 27 2011 at 2:47 PM