Ganja Vibes on The Stoner’s Cook Book
Weed and Masturbation Come Together in One New Product
Cannabis 01.26.16 By: Dee Giznik
Shaped like a weed leaf and cleverly named, the Mary Jane Vibrator is giving marijuana enthusiasts a whole new kind of buzz in the bedroom. For around $80, interested parties can purchase the exclusive massager and experience all the good vibes it has to offer.
Marijuana memorabilia can be found everywhere. From hats and sweatshirts you can smoke, to lotions, drinks, and even cookie cutters, the market for weed related items is growing larger and larger every day. Adult toy company, Ganja Vibes, is helping to expand the market further with the introduction of the world’s first Mary Jane Vibrator.
Social media is the driving force behind sales of The Mary Jane Vibrator, and users are not hesitating to share their excitement about the product. The toy created quite a stir during its release last week, spawning #GetHighGetOff. The soft, green, silicone cover lends itself well to being photographed, and the extreme amount of ridges instantly catches the eye. It’s no wonder the internet is exploding over this thing.
Creator of Ganja Vibes, Heather B., knew what she was doing when she came up with the idea for the product. She worked with American designer, Carl Conlee, who also happens to have a tenure working for NASA. The two came up with a design that is not only appealing to the body, but also visually appealing, ensuring customers an even more intense experience.
Heather B. is just as excited about the product as her followers.
“I enjoy using my Mary Jane Vibrator to massage my jaw when I clench at night. I like to massage my entire face when I have a migraine and also place it under the nape of my neck to soothe pain. I love to use it for intimate, triple stimulation play whenever I’m too far away from my love. I’m most excited to use my Mary Jane Vibrator with my lover in all kinds of fun ways!”
Who could disagree with a statement like “triple stimulation play?”
What You’ve All Been Waiting For
The Mary Jane Vibrator is currently stocked and available for sale. Customers are guaranteed satisfaction from the powerful vibrating pleasure egg, housed inside the silicone cannabis cover. The toy also features multi-speed wheel control for optimal ease of handling and maximum intensity, and a four foot durable cord to allow for comfort and easy access when using with a partner or alone. It all comes tied up in an emerald, satin, drawstring pouch just waiting to be undone.
Oh, and it’s waterproof.
Packaging and delivery are also guaranteed to be discrete, ensuring nosy neighbors are none the wiser.
If you’re in the market for a new massager, The Mary Jane Vibrator seems like a safe way to go. The sleek design and rich textures pull customers in, enticing them to make the $80 investment. The benefits outweigh the costs with this one.
Will you be purchasing The Mary Jane Vibrator? Let us know on social media.
We are the music makers,
And we are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers,
And sitting by desolate streams;
—World-losers and world-forsakers,
On whom the pale moon gleams:
Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever,
a poem written by the English poet Arthur O’Shaughnessy 1873.
The Mary Jane Vibrator® is here and ready to heat up your Valentine’s Day!
Introducing the world’s first cannabis leaf teaser pleaser, generating gradual vibration and maximum intensity.
Powered by the most reliable pleasure egg vibrator
TPR ganja sleeve
ABS controller, ABS pleasure egg
Multi speed plush custom wheel controller
2 AA batteries (not included)
Vibrator dimensions are L: 9″ x W: 2″ x H: 8″
Controller dimensions are L: 3.5″ x W: 1.5″ x H: 10″
4ft durable cord
Safe and pure
Instructions & Care
Silk satin storage pouch
Reusable/ recyclable box
Mary Jane Vibrator™ available this holiday season!
And one day I’m going to grow up and make a toy that all of my ganja loving sisters and brothers will love. It will bring pleasure and relaxation. It will bring Cannabis into the homes of those who don’t smoke anymore yet miss having Mary Jane being a part of their lives. It will slowly make cannabis more mainstream, even more mainstream then sex. Partner play is about to become so much more fun. Your boyfriend will be so excited to bring home the first toy he’s ever truly related with in more ways than one.
The perfect gift for your ganja lover! Coming this holiday season.
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